Two kids find a puppy on the side of a road on their way home from school. They both want the puppy and decide to play a game to see who gets to keep it. The game is quite simple: whoever can tell the craziest story wins. Just before the first boy goes, a pastor stops and asks what they are doing. The boys explain what is going on and the pastor scolds them, he explains that the Bible says lying is wrong, and that he has never told a lie in his life. The boys then handed him the puppy and said, "You win."
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