So we had a CEO present at my school today...

CEO (from cosmetics firm): "I have some gifts for the best questions in the Q&A session at the end".

After Q&A session, a guy wins and is asked present he wants.

Classmate: "Just give me whatever you don't need".

CEO: "Alright, here, take the soap, it looks like you need it".

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