Local Newspaper read: "King's ass won".
The King was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the Queen.
The local paper then read: "Queen has the best ass in the kingdom".
The King fainted. He asked the Queen to get rid of the donkey. Queen sells the donkey to a farmer for $10.
Next Day paper read: "Queen sells her ass for $10".
The Queen fainted. King ordered Queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in the jungle.
Next day's headlines: "Queen announces her ass is free and wild".
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