A man (lets call him Joe) walks up to his friend (lets call him Jim) working on some kind of plane.
"What'cha got their Joe?" Joe says.
"Just my new idea for a plane engine." Jim says.
"Wad'ya mean 'new' idea, Planes Fly good already?" Joe says, clearly confused.
"Well, I'm making a plane that runs on a very cheap, very plentiful substance. It runs on burning methane and keeps birds away with its gasses." Jim says with a very triumphant smile on his face.
"Whats this stuff called?." Joe asks.
"Well, the technical term is 'fecal material' Joe." Jim says.
"That sounds mighty interesting." Joe says as he walks off "Have fun!".
Later that night Joe is talking with his wife about his talk with Jim.
"So dear, what exactly is this here 'Fecal material' stuff Jim is talking about?" Joe asks.
The next day, Joe runs up to Jim and yells:
"THIS SHIT WILL NOT FLY"
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