A husband and wife are in bed watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Feeling frisky, the husband turned to his wife and asked, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No." she answered.
He then asked, "Is that your final answer?"
Without looking away from the TV, she replied, "Yes."
Without skipping a beat, the husband said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
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