There was once a man who had created a machine that could
produce anything in the world. As he had just finished it, he
started to test it out for the first time.
He grabbed a little microphone, and then spoke into it "Whisky"
and out of the machine came a puddle of yellowish liquid. He
sniffed at the puddle, then realised his mistake.
He held the microphone up to his mouth and spoke again "Bottle
of whisky". This time a bottle of whisky slid out of the machine.
The man clapped his head in delight. He rubbed his hand, and
then, with a greedy smirk, he said "Girl". There was a puff of
smoke, and there before him, stood a naked girl.
He stared at her body, she had a flat chest, a freckled face,
and she was obvioulsy no more than eight yr old. He gasped, and
then he cursed the word "Hell". A puff of smoke, and then the
house burst up in a flame.
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