A clown, a Jew and a horse walk into a bar...

The clown and the Jew go sit at the end of the bar and the horse walks up to the bartender.

The bartender looks at the horse and says, "you don't look so good. Is something bothering you?"

The horse says, "you're right. I really need to get laid. I haven't had sex in three years."

The bartender replies, "well, there are a lot of fillies on the farms around town. Why come into a bar when you could be out at the farms?"

"Well," the horse says, "that's not really my thing. I want to have sex with a human woman."

The bartender pauses and says, "well, there aren't any women in this bar. But I'll tell you what, you can have sex with that clown over there."

The horse says, "no. No. That's not my kind of thing."

So the horse takes a beer and sits down. He drinks the beer and starts thinking. He goes over it a few times and then gets up and goes back to the bartender.

The horse tells the bartender, "OK. I think I will have sex with the clown. But nobody can know."

"Alright," says the bartender, "but four people are going to know."

"What? Why four people?" asks the horse.

The bartender says, "well, I know you're going to have sex with the clown. You know you're going to have sex with the clown. And the clown is going to know, too."

"Then what about the fourth person?" says the horse.

The bartender says, "the Jew is going to know, too."

The horse says, "No, I don't want the Jew to know. Why does the Jew have to know?"

The bartender replies, "well, the clown really isn't into that stuff, either, so we need the Jew to hold him down."