A man is not feeling very well and decides to go to the hospital to check things up. He enters and on the reception he asks where he can find the doctor. They point him a hallway and on the end he will find it. He goes to the end of the hallway and sees two doors. On the first there is a sign "Doctor Optimist" and on the second "Doctor Pessimist".
He enters the first door and the doctors told him to sit down and explain what is up.
M: well doc you see I have this weird stomachache.
D: no problem take this pill and it will make you feel better.
M: I also have some headaches.
D: Take some Aspirin and it will go away in no time.
M: it is a little embarrassing but sometimes I am not able to get an erection.
D: no problem. When you need it just get one pill of Viagra. You will get it up in no time.
Cool thought the man, thanked the doctor and left the room.
So it is common to ask for a second opinion he went to the pessimist doctor also.
He sat down and asked the doctor.
M: doc you see I have this weird stomachache.
D: it is probably Ulcer. Do not worry about it. Something else?
M: well you see I have also headaches.
D: could be brain cancer. Nothing special.. Something else?
M: well you see... Sometimes I am not able to get my dick up.
D: you don't need it... It will hold your coffin open.
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