A Job for Mama

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she
was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her
mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll
take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony
took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran
downstairs to her mother and says, Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big
hairy chest."


"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy
chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."


So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took
off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran
downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants
and he's got hairy legs!"


"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man.
Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So up she went
again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his
left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she
ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"


"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job
for Mama."