Being Excuted on Guillotine

An Englishman, an American, and a Pollock are being executed by
way of the guillotine.


Before they were executed the executioner would ask them if they
had any last requests before they were beheaded. He also added
that if the machine happened to malfunction that they would be
set free and the case would be dropped.


The Englishman steps up and the executioner asks him "What is
your last request?" The Englishman, being a man who has great
pride in his country says "Hail Queen Elizabeth!" And with
that, he puts his head in and the executioner lets go. A
miracle happens and the blade stops about an inch from his neck
and he is set free.


Then, the American steps up and the executioner asks him the
same question. The American, having great pride in his country
says, "Remember all the lives lost in the Alamo." And with
that, he puts his head in and the executioner lets go. Another
miracle happens and the blade stops an inch from his neck and he
is set free.


The Pollock steps up and says, "Do you know that you have a knot
in your rope?"