The List

There was a guy that just came to the U.S. and did not speak
very good english. His wife gave him a list of things to buy.
The first thing on the list was to buy a Bucket. So he goes to
the hardware store and says to one of the employees,"Hey mister
hardware store guy can Ihave a fuck it."


Hardware store guy:"Oh he must mean a bucket."


So the guy got his bucket. The next thing on the list was some
bread. So he goes to the bakery store and asked the guy,"Hey can
a have a head."


Baker:"Oh he must mean bread"


So the guy got his loaf of bread. Next was a Cocker Spaniel. So
he went to the pet shop and asked the pet shop guy,"Hey can I
have a Cock And Spank It"


Pet shop guy:"Oh he must mean a Cocker Spaniel."


So the guy got his Cocker Spaniel. Right when he got out of the
pet shop his Cocker Spaniel runs away. So he starts to panic and
runs to the police. So when he got to the police he says,"Will
you hold my head and fuck it while I go find My cock and spank
it!!!"