Ollie and Olga were two Norwegians in the United States who were
madly in love. They decided to be married in the middle of duck
hunting season and have their honeymoon in Minnesota. They could
not afford to fly, so the had to take a bus from Chicago through
Wisconsin with a bunch of duck hunters. The bus is driving
along, and all of a sudden it breaks down in the middle of
Milwaukee. So while they are waiting, the duck hunters go inside
a coffee shop. Outside, Ollie, who is much to anxious to wait
for Minnesota, asks Olga, "Hey Olga, you vant to mess around in
the bushes?"
Olga replies quite upset, "No! I vant to vait until Minnesota so
it tis right!" Ollie is disappointed, but leaves it at that.
Soon after they are back on the road.
But a few hours later, the bus breaks down again in the middle
of Madison. So while they are waiting AGAIN, the duck hunters go
inside a coffee shop. Outside, Ollie, who is still quite
"antsy," again asks Olga, "Hey Olga, you vant to mess around in
the bushes?"
Olga replies, "I've already to you! No! I vant to vait until
Minnesota so it tis right!" Ollie is once again disappointed but
says nothing. The bus is soon ready and begins back on the
journey to Minnesota with the duck hunters who are anxiously
waiting.
The bus does not get any further than Wisconsin Dells when it
breaks down AGAIN! The duck hunters go inside the coffee shop,
very annoyed thinking that they may actually miss duck hunting
season. Olga, trying to avoid Ollie, followed the duck hunters
inside the coffee shop and kinda overheard the duck hunters'
conversation.
After Olga gets her coffee she goes outside and whispers to
Ollie, "Hey Ollie, you vant to mess around in the bushes?"
Ollie, quite shocked replies, "But I thought you vanted to vait
until Minnesota!"
Olga quickly answers, "Ya, I did...But I the duck hunters vere
talking in the coffee shop, and they said 'By the time ve get to
Minnesota, the FUCKING season vill be over'."
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