A Jew walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.
The banker asks, "Okay, jew, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"
The Jew says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce."
The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"
The Jew is completely positive. He hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at him. They check his credentials, make sure he is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.
When he comes back, he pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, "Jew, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?"
The Jew replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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