One sunny day, Shit was watering his garden when he tripped on his hose and fell into his garbage bin. Now he was quite stuck so he called his friend Manners who lived down the road, just around the corner. Upon arriving, Manners realised he would need some help to get Shit unstuck so he called his friend Shut-Up.
Now Shut-Up lived on the other side of town, so he hopped in his car and raced off. Just before he passed Manners' house, a policeman pulled him over for speeding.
The Policeman came over and asked Shut-Up what his name was, to which he replied "Shut-Up".
Offended, the Policeman asked again, and again Shut-Up replied "Shut-Up".
Furious now, the Policeman asked a third time. Shut-Up, who was no doubt confused by the Policeman's anger, replied again saying, "I've already told you. Shut-Up."
Lividly, the Policeman retorted, "Where are your manners!"
Speeding off in confusion, Shut-Up replied "Around the corner picking up Shit"
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