He asks the cashier, "Do you have any Rugers?"
"Of course we do," says the cashier, and he dashes back into the stockroom. 5 minutes later he returns with one of each gun on Ruger's entire product line. Rifles, shotguns, pistols, all brand-new, still coated in grease from the factory. "Which one would you like to try?" the cashier asks.
The Japanese man looks over the row of 30 guns placed in front of him. After a moment, he turns back to the cashier and says, "None of them."
"None?" the cashier asks incredulously. "Sir, this is every type of gun Ruger makes! Why would you ask to see the Rugers if you weren't interested in any of them?"
The Japanese man calmly replies, "Obviousry you're not famiriar with antique German weaponry of the Weimar era. Very werru, I wirru rook for a Ruger somewhere eresu!"
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