A husband and wife are getting ready for a dinner with their boss. Their 5 year-old son is getting bored so he goes into the kitchen to see his dad who is chopping chicken to cook for the guests. He accidentally cuts his finger and says "fuck!".
The son hears this and says "dad, what does 'fuck' mean?"
The dad turns and sees his son and says "umm... it means... chop. Yes it means chop. Now go and see your mother"
The son walks upstairs to his mum where she is putting her makeup on. She slips a bit and gets mascara on her cheek and says "shit".
The son asks "mum, what does 'shit' mean?"
The mum turns and sees her son and says "umm... it means... makeup. Yes it means makeup. Oh! there's the doorbell, go and welcome the guests"
The son opens the door and says "Hello everyone! Mum is upstairs putting shit on her face and dad is in the kitchen fucking the chicken!"
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