Two guys are out hunting and the one stops to take a pee and while he has his penis out he gets bit on the head of his penis by a snake. The other hunter takes out his cell phone to call his family doctor to ask what he should do for his friend. The doctor replies, "make a small incision between the two fang marks and suck the poison out and then take him to the hospital for further treatment". The hunter that was bitten asked his friend what the doctor said and the other hunter replied "you're gonna die".
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