Quest for most offensive joke?

Post your most disgusting, sick, fucked up jokes please. I'm trying to find the worse ever.
Can be racist, sexist, dirty etc. no limits
Let me start off with a few...

I was eating out this cunt when I tasted a bit of horse semen. That's how I learned how my grandmother had died.

Q: What's the difference between a corpse and a newborn baby?
A: A corpse is dead before you fuck it up the ass.

"How do you make a gay, fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt." - Jimmy Carr

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.

Man 1: I saw a woman tied to the train tracks the other day and nobody else was around. So, I untied her and took her back to my place. Then, we had sex all day in every position and in every room of the house. She had a great rack, sweet ass and long legs."
Man 2: What about her face?
Man 1: I don't know, I couldn't find her head.

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