Post your most disgusting, sick, fucked up jokes please. I'm trying to find the worse ever.
Can be racist, sexist, dirty etc. no limits
Let me start off with a few...
I was eating out this cunt when I tasted a bit of horse semen. That's how I learned how my grandmother had died.
Q: What's the difference between a corpse and a newborn baby?
A: A corpse is dead before you fuck it up the ass.
"How do you make a gay, fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt." - Jimmy Carr
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
Man 1: I saw a woman tied to the train tracks the other day and nobody else was around. So, I untied her and took her back to my place. Then, we had sex all day in every position and in every room of the house. She had a great rack, sweet ass and long legs."
Man 2: What about her face?
Man 1: I don't know, I couldn't find her head.
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