An elephant is walking though the jungle one day and he gets caught up in a hunters trap. Dangling up in the air by his foot he sees a mouse scurrying past.
"Hey mouse, do me a favour and chew the rope to get me down will ya"
"okay, but only on one condition" says the mouse
"Sure anything, name it and just get me down"
The mouse calmly replies, "Only if you let me fuck you"
"Err yeah sure whatever" the elephant tells him.
So the mouse jumps up, chews at the rope and the elephant falls to the floor with an almighty thud. He gets up, dusts himself off and is just about to begin his journey again when the mouse goes "cough cough"
"Oh yeah, right, go on then jump on"
So the mouse jumps up and starts shagging the elephant in the ass. Hes clinging on banging away but the elephant cant feel a thing and starts walking. He bumps into a tree and some coconuts fall out and they hit him the head
"Ooh, ow, ooh ooh ow"
"Yeah thats it baby, suffer"
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