And sits down at the bar. A drunken old Irishman looks at him and raps his knuckles on the bar. "Do you see this bar, laddie? I built this bar with me bare hands, but do they call me John the bar builder? No..." He turns on his stool and points out another window. "Do you see that wall? I laid those stones with my bar hands, but do they call John the wall builder? No..." He turns again and points out yet another window to the ocean. "Do you see that pier? I built that pier with me bare hands, but do they call me John the pier builder? No..."
But you fuck one goat...
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