Every day a sad man shows up for work and sees a happier man, who makes less money, show up too. The sad man can't make himself as happy as the happy man even though he makes much more, has a better position in the company and is more popular.
One day the sad man gets the nerve to ask the happy man why he is so fucking happy. He says "Every day you come in here and make less than me but you are happier than me! How are you so happy?!".
The happy man says: "Well, it's very simple. I get laid every night."
The sad man cannot believe this. He asks him "How can you get laid every night when you make less than I do and I don't get laid that much?!".
The happy answers "Well it is very simple. Every night I go home to my wife. I cook her dinner, draw her a bath and recite this poem to her: Blonde hair, Blonde hair, Eyes of blue; Come over here so I can make love to you!".
The sad man is shocked! He promises to go home that night and try this advice. The next day the sad man comes in to work even more sad that before - only now he has 2 black eyes. His happy co-worker is curious and asks what the hell happened: "How in the world did you get those black eyes?!".
The sad man answers: "Well, I went home and did like you said. I cooked her a nice dinner, drew her a bath and recited her a poem."
The happy man: "What poem did you create for her?!"
The sad man says "Nappy head, Nappy head, Eyes like a frog; Come over here so I can fuck you like a dog."
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