A guy walks into a brothel...

And tells the Madam that his wife hasn't done anything with him in months and that he's starving to get off. The madam kindly let's him know that all of the women are taken, but she leans in close and let's him know that if he's really starving for action that he can go in the far room in the back and that he'll find something that may satisfy him.

Perplexed and really itching for action, he goes through several dimly lit rooms until he sees a giant bed. Suddenly he hears a door open and a chicken falls out of the wall. As soon as he turns to leave, he hears the door latch behind him. Eager to get off, he thinks, "fuck it" and rolls up his sleeves.

After about an hour, the door unlocks and the man steps out, scratched, beaten and broken but finally relieved. He walks up to the front and tells the Madam that it's the best sex he's ever had and exclaims that he'll be back next week for more.

After the week goes by, the man comes back in, ready for more. He casually leans up to the counter and requests an hour with the chicken. The Madam let's him know that the chicken is currently taken but if he wanted to, he could go upstairs and go down the hall to the waiting area. The man agrees and goes into the room where a bunch of guys are jerking off over a window in the floor. He casually walks up and sees a full on orgy of beautiful women in the bed below. He leans to the guy next to him and whispers, "man this is great!" The man leans over and whispers, "if you think this is great, last week there was a guy trying to fuck a chicken!"

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