...are playing in the woods. They are running along, having a good time, when the horse falls in a hole. Calmly, the chicken goes back to the farm, grabs the farmers' Mercedes, goes back to the hole and pulls out the horse.
The next day while they are playing in the woods, the chicken falls in the hole. The chicken says, "don't worry, just go get the farmer's Mercedes." The horse replies, "naa, I'll just lower down my dick and pull you out."
Moral of the story: if you're hung like a horse you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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