A guy walks into a bar...

with an alligator under one arm and a club under the other. He slams the alligator down on a table, opens it's mouth, shoves in his dick and hits the alligator over the head with the club. He then exclaims, " Any of you fuckers think you're man enough to do that"? Gay guy in the corner stands up and says, " I'll try it if you don't hit me with the stick"!

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