and orders a beer. He drinks it down, then bangs the glass on the counter to get everyone's attention. Then he unzips he pants and takes out penis, and, very carefully, eases it into the alligator's mouth. Then he pounds his fist hard down onto the alligator's head.
"Alright," he says, after setting the alligator on the counter and putting his dick away, "Anyone else think they can do that?"
A little old lady raises her hand as says, "Yes, I can, but you mustn't hit me so hard."
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