and the bartender says "Get that thing out of here immediately."
The guy says "Don't worry, its tamed and I'll prove it!"
So the guy tells the alligator to open his mouth and much to everyone's surprise the gator complies.
"You think thats impressive?" asks the guy.
He then proceeds to put his penis into the gators open mouth while hitting the gator in the head and sure enough he doesn't dare take a bite.
So the guy asks "Does anyone else want to give it a try?"
A blonde across the bar says "Sure, just don't hit me that hard"
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