A guy walks into a bar and talks to a buch of people at a table and then goes up to the bartender and says i bet you $5.00 that i can piss in that glass from here so the bartender takes the bet and the guy pulls down his pants and pisses all over the bartenders counter and the bartender starts laughing and says HAHA you owe me $5.00 and then the guy goes HAHAHA i just bet those people over there 10.00 that i could piss on your counter and make you laugh!
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