A old farmer is carting a load of manure down the road when he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop, comes up to the truck and starts giving the old farmer a hard time about how much the load smells and just generally aggravating him.
Waving his hands in the air, he tells the man, "whew! These flies are awful!"
"Yep," the old man replied. "Them is what we call circle flies"
"Circle flies?"
"Yep, on account they circle a horse's back end"
"Say old timer! You wouldn't be calling me a horse's butt now are ya?"
"Oh no, no sir. Not at all" The old man paused for a second. "Can't fool them flies though."
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