A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to another guy.
The first guy says, "That's a familiar accent you got there, where ya from?"
The other guy says "I'm Irish".
First guy says "I'm Irish too! Where did you live in Ireland?"
The second guy says "Dublin".
First guy:"Me too! When did you graduate?"
SG:"1978. What about you?"
FG:"I graduated in '78 too. Where'd you go to school?"
SG:"Saint Mary's. and you?"
FG"I went to Saint Mary's too!"
About that time, a new person walks into the bar. says to the bartender, "What's goin on?"
The bartender says, "oh nothing much, the O'Reilly brothers are drunk again."
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