A little kid goes to a nude beach with his parents. He sees a naked girl and says "Mommy, mommy! That lady has bigger tits than you do!" So his mom says "The bigger your tits are the dumber you are." Then the little boy sees a naked guy and says "Mommy, mommy! That man has a bigger dick than daddy!" So the mom says, "The bigger your dick is the dumber you are." Then the little boy sees something else. He says, "Mommy, mommy! Daddy is talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and he keeps getting dumber and dumber!"
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