A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence.
Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating."
The teacher says, "No, that's fascinating."
Jennifer raises her hand and says, "When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated."
The teacher says, "No, that's fascinated."
So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "My mom bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her boobs are so big she could only fasten eight!"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by ���rt�� and yisman
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