Four close friends who lived in the same apartment building are
enjoying the boardgame they are playing until a woman walks in
and slams the door behind her. "You created an I hate Annie
Knoller Club!" " Well Ya Annie." "Just what do you do in this
club?" " Just make up rumors, they aren't that bad." " so what's
this rumor that you made up?" "Well, nothing much, just that
your parents flipped a coin and it landed as tails so ignoring
the fact that you were female you would be treated as you had
male reproductive parts." "so you gave me a teenie weenie!?" "Ya
pretty much" " Well I have a rumor about you too, it's that you
made out with the 50 yrs. old libarian during high school" " How
did you know?" " I thought I made it up" "I had no idea you
liked the libarian" " she was pretty damn ugly dude" " Hey well
she looked 16 and not 50!"
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