A man walks into a bar with a crocodile on a leash..

...and the bar tender says "woah, you can't bring that in here!" And the man says "its ok, my crocodile is tame, look..." and he unzips his pants and proceeds to put his dick in the crocodiles mouth. The crocodile doesn't react. The man then says "anyone else want to try?" and a drunken man at the bar replies "I'll give it a go but I don't think I can open my mouth that wide."

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