As he is laying in the hospital bed surrounded by all his family and friends after the surgery, his best friend rushes in the room and says:
-I have great news!! I just ran into the doctor and he said you're not going to lose your eye!
Everybody in the room turns around and the wounded man asks
-Are you serious?!
-Yeah! The doctor said he's going to put it in a jar with Formaldehyde and you get to keep it!
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