A guy walks into a doctors office to get examined, in a really deep voice he tells the doctor "listen here doctor I cant stand stand my voice anymore it's to deep anytime i try to talk or meet anyone i just scare them off even my wife is starting to hate it." The doctor agrees to run some test and finds that the guys deep voice is due to his penis size and to get rid of it will need to cut off a few inches. The guy replies" ill do anything doc just get rid of this deep voice." The guy gets the procedure done and goes home. A week goes by and the guy goes back to the doctor saying " Doc i love my new voice i fell better than ever, but my wife really misses the extra inches down below so i have to do as she pleases and get the operation reversed. The doctor looks at him then replies in a really deep voice " Sorry sir no refunds"
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