Once upon a time there was a hunter out hunting in the woods. Hunting hunting hunting BEAR! He took his rifle, aimed, and...BANG!
He walked over to where the bear was but found no blood, no fur, no bear. Suddenly he felt a tap on his shoulder he turns around and it is the bear: "Hunter...either you will let me fuck you or I will kill you. Your choice."
The hunter wanted to live, so the bear does his business and leaves!
The hunter, blind from rage seeked revenge. He went to the city, bought an even bigger rifle, and went back to the woods in search of the bear. Searching searching searching BEAR! He took his rifle, aimed, and...BANG!
He walked over to where the bear was but found no blood, no fur, no bear. Suddenly he felt a tap on his shoulder he turns around and it is the bear: "Hunter...the usual or death?"
The hunter wanted to live, so the bear does his business again and leaves!
The hunter was really, really mad, and he went back to the city and found the biggest rifle he could! He went to the woods, located the bear and BANG! The bear was gone from his scope! The hunter turned around, standing behind him, there it was the BEAR!
The bear took off his hood, and asked "You aren't in this for the hunting are you?"
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