The first jumps off and says, "I want to be a bird!" And he turns into one and flies away.
The second guy jumps off and says, I want to be a bird!" And he turns into one and flies away.
The third guy trips on a rock as he walking towards the edge and says,
"Shit!" And turns into a turd and falls to the bottom.
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