A group of nuns suddenly die and find themselves standing in front of St. Peter in Heaven. St. Peter says to the first nun, "I will let you in but tell me, have you ever touched a penis in your life?" The nun says, "Well there was this one time I touched one with my pinky finger but that was only once." St. Peter says, "Fine, dip your pinky in the holy water and you can go through. To the second nun, he asks the same question, to which she responds, "Yes there was this one time I felt one with my hand but that was only once." St. Peter replies, "That's fine, wash your hand in the holy water and you can go through." There is then a shuffling in the back of the line as one of the nuns tries to cut in front of the others. Noticing this, St. Peter stops the nun and says, "There is no rush, this is heaven. Why are you trying to get ahead?" To St. Peter, she says, "Yes I know, but I want to be able to gargle the water before Sister Agnus puts her ass in it".
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