A kid and his grandfather are out fishing. Some time passes and the grandfather reaches under his bench and pulls out a 6 pack of beer. Cracks one open and starts drinking. The grandson looks at him and says "hey grandpa can I have one of those?"
The grandfather asks, "well can your dick touch your ass?"
"No", the grandson replies.
"Well then you can't have one."
Some more time passes and the grandson reaches into his backpack and pulls out a bag of chocolate chip cookies. The grandfather says" Where the hell did you get those?!"
"Grandma made 'em for me" he replies.
"Well can I have one?"
"Can you dick touch your ass?"
"Yeah"
"Then go fuck yourself"
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