A goose is flying over the border between the US and Canada...

A goose is flying over the border between the US and Canada. You can hear two shots and the bird falls to the ground. Two hunters arrive at the same time to find the bird lying right on the border and they immediately start arguing about who shot the bird and who should be able to keep it.

Finally, the Canadian hunter comes up with a suggestion: "You know what: We'll settle this like real men. We'll kick each other in the balls until one of us gives up. The tougher man may have the bird."

The American hunter agrees and the Canadian tells him to spread his legs, takes a run and kicks him in the crown jewels with the power of a thousand suns. His opponent drops to the floor crying and lies there for a while suffering and holding his privates.

After some time, the American hunter get's up and says: "Alright, my turn. Now I'll kick you in the nuts!"
to which the Canadian asks: "What? Why?"

- "So, we can figure out who gets the goose!"

"Oh, right... " he answers "...don't worry - you can have that stupid bird." as he turns around and starts strolling back into the woods.

(Sorry, I'm from Europe and figured I better adjust the joke to increase the numer off people that will be offended.)

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