Two gay men stayed up all night having sex. The next morning one
of them got up and said"I gotta piss."
Then the other guy said,"please don't wack it man. I just
cleaned my bathroom yesterday."
"Alright. I won't, you silly goose."
So after the gay guy finished the other guy walked in and saw
sperm all over the wall, and his friend asked" I thought I told
you not to wack."
And the other guy says," I didn't, I just farted."
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