A girl desperately wants biggers breasts so she goes to doctor smith, she says " I've tried everything, you gotta help me." doc says " ok, try this, when you get up in the morning, after you get out of the shower, look in the mirror, rub your nipples and say, Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies". Well, the girl does this religiously for a few weeks, as time goes on she notices a significant difference. One day she has to go to work early, and fogets to do her routine. So on the city bus, on her way to work, she pulls out her little mirror, looks, begins to rub her nipples and repeats her saying. When she's done, a guy from the back of the bus says to her, " excuse me miss, I couldn't help but overhear what you were saying, do you go to doctor smith"? And the girl replies, " yes, how did.you know"? The man replies, " hickory dickory dock"...
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