Stopped at a gas station today and I noticed these two officers just standing there next to their car, watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas into her car. I thought, wow, what a crazy lady doing that with the police standing right there watching her!
So I went in and got my soda, and as I was checking out, I heard someone screaming, "Look! Look outside!!" We did and what did we all see?!
The woman's arm was on fire!!!
She was running around like a chicken with its head cut off, waving her arm and just going crazy nuts!.
We all went outside just as the cops took her to the ground. I don't know where it came from, but they put the fire out with an extinguisher. Finally, after all the craziness was over, I started walking to my car and I noticed that the cops were putting her in handcuffs.
There was a young guy walking next to me and he said, "what the heck?!?" He turned around and walked back toward the cops. I kinda stuck around because it looked like this guy was an idiot and I wanted to see what was going to happen.
Well... he asks the cops what they were arresting her for, after all, wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough for her being stupid?
I kid you not, the cop looked him dead in the eyes and said, "For waving a Firearm".
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