The census taker asked a girl to give her occupation.
"whore" she answered.
"I can't list it that way, Miss."
"Okay, put down prostitute."
"I can't list it that way either."
"How about chicken raiser?"
"Chicken raiser?" he asked in puzzlement.
"Sure, last year I raised nine hundred cocks."
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