A German, a Russian, and a Texan are camping and share stories about how badass they are.
The German says, “I’ll go first. One time I was on a long hike across some mountains when I crossed paths with a mountain lion. It attacked me and I took it down with nothing but a pocket knife.”
The Russian chuckles and replies, “Is that of your best? Once I was of sipping vodka at camp in middle of winter when I here large bear outside. I go wrestle beast with only bare-hands.”
The German says, “Wow, that’s amazing! What about you Texan?”
They both look over at the Texan and he is stoking the fire with his dick.
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