The shop owner says "I've got something you're going to want. It's a mouse." The guy says "I don't want a mouse." Owner says "You're gonna want this mouse. It gives the best blowjobs you've ever had."
So the guy puts the mouse down his pants, and it is, in fact, the best blow job he ever has. So the guy buys the mouse and goes home. He takes the mouse out of the box and puts it on the floor. His wife jumps up on a chair and starts screaming, "What's that??? What's that???" The guy says, "Don't worry about it. Just teach it to cook and get the hell out of here."
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