After a long hot day in the sun the gay guy needs a drink and walks into the bar. The bartender recognizes he is gay and asks him to leave. The gay guy pleads with the bartender to allow him to stay for just a few drinks and he would be on his way with no problems. They agree and he orders his drinks. While sitting there a cowboy struts in "Wheeww, it's so hot out there today, I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off of a cow's balls!" The gay guy immediately turns to him and says "Moo-Moo buckaroo!"
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