After, Adam is dozing off under a tree, and God asks him how did it go? Adam replies "That was the greatest thing ever! I can't wait to try it again."
"That's great to hear Adam." says God, " Where's Eve I want to ask her what she thought of it."
"Oh, she's just down in the river cleaning up" says Adam.
"Shit, fuck, goddam it...." Screams God
"God, what's wrong?"
"What's wrong? Now I'll never get that smell out of the fish."
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