Yo momma's so fat, when she tried to hijack a plane she couldn't fit through the door.
Yo momma's so stupid that when she tried to hijack a plane, she killed the driver, put it on auto pilot, and let it fly her straight into an army camp. The soldiers on the plane were laughing their testicles off.
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