When a rabbit came running up to him, the rabbit says. "No no! No Mr.Elephant don't do that, don't do that! Come run through the woods with me!"
The elephant decides, you know what, he's right and decides to go run through the woods with the rabbit. The come across a Giraffe about to swallow some pills, once more the rabbit says. "No No Mr. Giraffe, don't do that! Don't do that! Come come, run through the woods with me!"
So the giraffe joins the elephant and the rabbit and runs through the woods. Soon they come across a Lion about to smoke some pot, the rabbit runs up and says "No! No! Mr. Lion!" But before he can finish, the lion rears his paw back and smacks the rabbit, knocking him to the ground.
The elephant cries out, "What the hell! Why did you do that!" The lion responds. "Every-time this bastard does meth he tries to get me to run through the woods with him!"
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